Lessons learned

Valuable lessons learned today:

Do not assume that it is a simple task for a Home Depot employee to take down your name and address. It can take 45 minutes.

Do not assume that just because you always have tons of painting supplies cluttering the garage up that when you actually need something, say for example a roller, that it will be there.

Painting ceilings pretty much sucks.

Painting anything without a roller sucks twice as much.

Surfaces painted with a brush alone look like hell.

Do not, under any circumstances, paint anything bright yellow. No matter how many coats of white you put over it with your sad little 1 1/2" brush, it will still show through.

Class dismissed.