Today I...

Today I took out of my little boy's mouth:

Cat food
A popcorn kernel
Uncooked dried beans
A stick
An acorn
Crayon
Play Doh
A piece of chalk
Dirt
A sticker
A piece of cardboard

He is so bad about sticking things in his mouth that when I tell his sister to make sure he doesn't get something he shouldn't have she says in a bored tone "oh yeah, he eat it?"