Two weeks

Seven urgent care visits
One overnight trip to the ER
Two nebulizer treatments
One inhaler
Five antibiotic prescriptions
One chest x-ray
Three bottles of children's Tylenol
One bottle of children's Motrin
Zero nights where anyone got any sleep to speak of
Two boxes of popsicles
30 hours worth of Mickey Mouse Clubhouse
An unexpected "staycation" last week for Andrew
And a one week visit from the MIL to save us all from starving

It really wasn't as glamorous as it all sounds.