Five minutes of my day:

Overheard by the staff as I pulled up to the drive through window at McDonalds:

Weebles : WAAA NUGGETS NUGGETS! WAAAAAA! NUGGETS!
Peanut: AWA, AWA, AWAAAA
Me: Nuggets are coming honey, I promise. It's okay baby, we'll be home soon. Thanks have a nice day!